I recently had a horrifying experience in the shower, and it didn’t involve cold water. It involved a most unforgettable sight, so I decided to compile this list…
10 Things That Would Be Better Than Seeing A Naked Man Bending Over When You Step Out Of The Shower!
- Eating a box of rusty nails.
- Playing Monopoly with Accountants and Realtors.
- Swimming in a hotel pool that hasn’t been cleaned in a while.
- Grinding my fingernails on a chalkboard for all time.
- Cleaning Shamus tank at Sea World.
- Having to babysit on prom night.
- Being chased by a swarm of killer bees.
- Rolling my car over into a pile of horse shit.
- Shoveling snow in the north pole.
- Any and everything else!
I can’t wait to get out of this country, and have a shower all to myself, with hot water.
11 more days.
You would think that, but i have a suprise for you when we get back